Disturbing trends

I play World of Warcraft, just thought I should letcha know. Mmkai. Recently though I have been playing Lineage2 with Kyle. Been playing it alot, mmkai. Now I know online games are the devil, I've known this for the better part of a decade. (I'm thrilled I just actually said decade, it seems its been over a decade since I've actually had a proper use for the word. Probably be another decade before I use it again. What a shameless throwing around of the word decade...=D)

Anyways I have been playing with Kyle and spending a rather large fraction of my time in his company. This isn't a bad by thing, not by any stretch of the imagination. It just means other people and other things that also require my attention are getting neglect instead. Oh well, sucks to be them.

I also seem to be suffering from a serious bout of writer's block, or something. It's not that I can't think of material to write I just don't have the drive atm to do it. It's rather weird, hopefully it will clera up in a few days.

TTFN

Introductions, or course.

So last night I was a combination of drunk and tired. It's like an equation almost: (Boozeohol + Kimberly) x Lack of sleep / Kyle = Insanity. Okay so that's a bullshit equation but you liked it, admit it.

Anyways, let's get to the point of this. This is an introduction, of course (just like the blog title says!). An intro to what exactly? I'm not rightly sure, but it should be fun nine times out of ten.

Hold on tight kiddies!
(Oh, this is going to be in bullet form! Why? Fuck...why not!)

• 99% of my mental purrocess are nothing short of insane.

• Yes, I say and add the word' purr' in front of several words, deal with it
• I am 1/3 feline. Physically I look like a human female but I act quite catty. Reow D=
• You don't know I'm alright. Yes...Emily...I'm talking to you
• I don't exactly have a favorite colour, whatever my 'fav' is all depends on my mood at the given time. I'm much like a rainbow in that regard. Cute isn't it? ^^
• Put something to drink in front me, and I shall drink it. Even if it is yours. That's just how I roll.
• I am not above theft.
• I am not above murder, well... I am above my own.
• The phrase "Kimberly is morally ambigious" is a gigantic understatement.
• Left is better the right. Right is better then wrong. But wrong is more fun, usually.
• I will take any chance presented before me to take advantage of you. Don't even think for a second I am lying. I'll pounce on that faster then whores on a penis.
• You don't know I'm alright. So stop tryin' to fix me!
• Chocolate is yummy, but unsatisfying.
• You bore me. Almost always. And, I'm not trying to be rude its just that....well I am hard to entertain yet easily pleased. Nevertheless, you bore me.
• Kindness is a sigh of weakness, cruelty is a sigh of insecurity. Oddly enough, I show both! <.>
• You are going to die, I am going to die. get over it and live life. You're only going to be dying ( like actually about to die, not that sissy bullshit that comes before your actual death) one day of your life so make the other 350,000 days count. Mmk?
• You can drown in jello, and it's not enjoyable
• Women are better then men, and cats are better then women. That's just how it is and you cannot change that. Shorry.
• The quickest route between any two given points it so say "Fuck it!" and skip them both before arriving at a 3rd, unrevealed point.
• Tea is awesome, I drink it by the bucket fulls
• I pee a lot. Maybe because as stated above, I will drink any drink presented before me regardless of its ownership.
• Ikea furnature is cheap, but I like it because I can build it myself.
• Canada is by far the greatest nation on the planet simply because we can. (yah that makes no sense maybe? But it's true)
• Underwear is weird
• Puncuation is unnecessairy and a burden.
• Cold is less than Cool which is less than Warn which is greater than Hot
• I dont like sleeping because I have trouble with the waking up part, I get rather lazy, might have something to do with me being 1/3 cat. I also hate sleeping because I miss out on anywhere from 6-12 hours of shit i could be doing instead of laying in a bed snoring.
• Yes, I snore. So what?
• I have small breasts. It makes me sad when I am naked. The left one is bigger then the right one, hence Left > right.
• I am vain, ass vain. I like my butt, it is cute and tight. Everyone is vain about something tho.
• Evil is fun but it gets old fast. Good is boring but at least it remains constant
• I reject your reality and substitute my own.
  
• I left my mind to wander once and what came back has me questioning if it is mine, or someone elses mind. Oh well.

Well that was fun, I'm glad I got tha insanity out of my mind. I think it's loosened my writers block a bit, purrhaps I can start on chapter 3 meow.

TTFN
<3>

Hai! I'm tired...it doesn't feel good. ='(

First off lets get one thing straight. I am not here for your fucking amusement. Nor am I here for my own. Cheeky, I know. Deal with it.

So, I stole this idea from Kyle *waves to Kyle* Thank you Kyle! But it made sense. I needed a place to further let my mind flow free and wander. I saw further because I am currently writing a story, the link to the blog I am posting it to is here somewhere. Ah, found it. Malice in Wonderland, go stop by and have a read. Leave me a comment if you feel so inclined. Anyways.

Yah, Kyle I stole this idea from you so thank you hun. Hopefully It will be of some benefit to me, but just to me. I don't do things that are of benefit to others, I mean, I do things the benefit me and occasionally they end up benefiting others as well. Regretably it is an unavoidable side effect I would give my left nut to remedy. Oh wait a tick, I don't have nuts. Drat! We will talk about me more in the future. And my we, of course I mean ME! Me and myself. I'm gay like that. ^.~ That's an inside joke for those in the know. >.> Yer probably not in the Know if yer confuzzled. Suck 2 b u.

It is... 3:03 am, no wait, 3:04 now. Fucking clocks. However invedted time should be shot multiple times. I just spent the better part of two anda half hours - and I say better part because there was a less then better part to them hours as well - talkign with Kyle. We do this very frequently now, its become something new as we never used to talk in such lengths both in time and distance benwee conversations. Mind you the length between out coversations has grown (or shrunk maybe? i dunno) from several days or weeks, to a matter or hours. It seems I sleep and wake up and talk with him again. It's a disturbing trend. Disturbing because I have started to crave it.

I'm going to bed. More to follow when I wake, as well as purrhaps (yes I just said purrhaps, not perhaps) the beginning of chapter 3 for Malice being started. That setence seems to make little to no sense, which is only maddening the unhelpful at this point, but it may stem from the fact that the more tired I grow the more I lose proper control of my motor functions. SO to bed I go...

I'm going....

Still not in bed. Hmmm This is tricky. Oh, that finger doesn't belong in there! =O

Huzah, victory.

TTFN

P.S

Yes this is a rather insane post but whatever. You'll learn to love it or you'll learn to love my middle finger ..!..
Preow.