Anyways, let's get to the point of this. This is an introduction, of course (just like the blog title says!). An intro to what exactly? I'm not rightly sure, but it should be fun nine times out of ten.
Hold on tight kiddies!
(Oh, this is going to be in bullet form! Why? Fuck...why not!)
- 99% of my mental purrocess are nothing short of insane.
- Yes, I say and add the word' purr' in front of several words, deal with it
- I am 1/3 feline. Physically I look like a human female but I act quite catty. Reow D=
- You don't know I'm alright. Yes...Emily...I'm talking to you
- I don't exactly have a favorite colour, whatever my 'fav' is all depends on my mood at the given time. I'm much like a rainbow in that regard. Cute isn't it? ^^
- Put something to drink in front me, and I shall drink it. Even if it is yours. That's just how I roll.
- I am not above theft.
- I am not above murder, well... I am above my own.
- The phrase "Kimberly is morally ambigious" is a gigantic understatement.
- Left is better the right. Right is better then wrong. But wrong is more fun, usually.
- I will take any chance presented before me to take advantage of you. Don't even think for a second I am lying. I'll pounce on that faster then whores on a penis.
- You don't know I'm alright. So stop tryin' to fix me!
- Chocolate is yummy, but unsatisfying.
- You bore me. Almost always. And, I'm not trying to be rude its just that....well I am hard to entertain yet easily pleased. Nevertheless, you bore me.
- Kindness is a sigh of weakness, cruelty is a sigh of insecurity. Oddly enough, I show both! <.>
- You are going to die, I am going to die. get over it and live life. You're only going to be dying ( like actually about to die, not that sissy bullshit that comes before your actual death) one day of your life so make the other 350,000 days count. Mmk?
- You can drown in jello, and it's not enjoyable
- Women are better then men, and cats are better then women. That's just how it is and you cannot change that. Shorry.
- The quickest route between any two given points it so say "Fuck it!" and skip them both before arriving at a 3rd, unrevealed point.
- Tea is awesome, I drink it by the bucket fulls
- I pee a lot. Maybe because as stated above, I will drink any drink presented before me regardless of its ownership.
- Ikea furnature is cheap, but I like it because I can build it myself.
- Canada is by far the greatest nation on the planet simply because we can. (yah that makes no sense maybe? But it's true)
- Underwear is weird
- Puncuation is unnecessairy and a burden.
- Cold is less than Cool which is less than Warn which is greater than Hot
- I dont like sleeping because I have trouble with the waking up part, I get rather lazy, might have something to do with me being 1/3 cat. I also hate sleeping because I miss out on anywhere from 6-12 hours of shit i could be doing instead of laying in a bed snoring.
- Yes, I snore. So what?
- I have small breasts. It makes me sad when I am naked. The left one is bigger then the right one, hence Left > right.
- I am vain, ass vain. I like my butt, it is cute and tight. Everyone is vain about something tho.
- Evil is fun but it gets old fast. Good is boring but at least it remains constant
- I reject your reality and substitute my own.
- I left my mind to wander once and what came back has me questioning if it is mine, or someone elses mind. Oh well.
Well that was fun, I'm glad I got tha insanity out of my mind. I think it's loosened my writers block a bit, purrhaps I can start on chapter 3 meow.
TTFN
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